OMG, I’m a yuppy.

John

After the accident, I had to buy a car ASAP. So, I bought what I thought was the most boring & economical car. I wanted my car to blend in with the rest. It also had to be garage sale friendly. So, I bought a Prius station wagon – a used one, of course.

I felt depressed and alone after the accident. So, I bought some Christmas gifts for myself to cheer me up. I bought a leather briefcase from Coach and a designer wallet from England (Italian leather). They were on sale.

I texted my friend about what I bought. Then my friend pointed out that I was a yuppy.

PS. I still have a headache. I have a dizzy spell as well. I am going to see a doctor tomorrow morning. I will update you.